STURGIS NEWS
JUST GOT BACK FROM LARAMIE, WHAT A FUCKIN DUMP. AND CHEYENNE A MUCH LARGER AND NICER DUMP. CAME BACK EARLIER THAN USUAL BUT TO GOOD NEWS BEEN HIRED TO BACK STAGE CELEB ESCORT DUTY AT THE BUFFALO CHIP! BEST JOB EVER1 ANYWAY LOOKIN FORWARD TO CRACKIN SOME HEADS AND MEETIN CELEBS. IN THE MEAN TIME GET BACK TO MODEL STALKIN AND CHICKEN HAWKIN! I'M OUTTA HERE! SEIG HEIL!